A perfect summer picnic

Things I need to buy for our picnic on Sunday:

1. Serrano ham
2. Potato salad (Tesco Finest)
3. A nice, good quality pork pie (from the rather good delicatessen down the road, probably)
4. Emmental cheese
5. Chutney
6. Biscuits for cheese (perhaps the rosemary ones from the Fine Cheese Co.)
7. Sabai wine spritzers with hibiscus - my new summer drink!
8. Some kind of crisps or maize snacks (probably Skips or similar)
9. A carrot cake
10. ... and indigestion tablets.

I think you'll find that constitutes a near-perfect picnic.